Neuralink Update — September 2026

00:00 Intro

00:58 A Beautiful Surprise

09:21 Neuralink Patients

13:26 Elon Talks to China State TV

15:39 Who Runs the Robot

18:29 The Competition

23:04 China's Brain-Data Rule

24:52 Two Brains and a Fruit Fly

27:29 Apple's Sonera Acquisition

30:36 Employee Count and Social Media Metrics